Affectionate Indrik [Guilds of Ravnica]
80 in stock.
Set: Guilds of Ravnica Type: Creature — Beast Rarity: UncommonWhen Affectionate Indrik enters the battlefield, you may have it fight target creature you don't control. (Each deals damage equal to its power to the other.)
The problem isn't the indrik's enthusiasm, it's Ravnica's lack of guardrails.